I had a good day, so a few things changed…
This isn’t going to be about my dead relationship.
This isn’t going to be about my feelings and my woes.
This won’t be a stream of emotional rants and crybaby shit.
This is me going pro. This is me bringing the full force of my enormous literary sack down upon the world for all you suckers who think I’m worth reading.
God owed me one.
He’s going to regret paying up so quickly.